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22 outubro 2007

Patos, patos...

Achei genial e queria partilhar convosco uma música sobre o Pato, esse animal dissimulado.

Ouçam aqui.

Aqui ficam os highlights:
- "Reading pornography and smoking cigars"
- "Sleep with your wives"
- "Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread..."

Recolhido do Blog do Neil Gaiman

27 março 2007

Shining Happy People

E para aqueles que pensavam que o filme Shining era de terror aqui fica um trailer.

22 março 2007

Steven Wright

Algumas pérolas:

- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

- A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and... Ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...

- I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.

- I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I say, "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."

-(Referring to a glass of water:) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?