Steven Wright

Algumas pérolas:

- If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

- A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and... Ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...

- I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... Perhaps you've seen it.

- I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I say, "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."

-(Referring to a glass of water:) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?